Happy 3rd Gotcha Day, Winny! Sometimes I think about the monsters who abused you and left you out to die in the mean streets of Oklahoma. Those fools. Little do they know you’re now living the life of luxury in the big City, presumably much better off then them! You have a 3-month supply of duck jerky in the pantry at any given time, a live-in girlfriend that snuggles you, a couch with pillow mountains that you’ve declared yours, swim classes every week to help that elbow injury and a sucker mom who gives you belly rubs after financing all the above.
Luckily, 3 years ago at this moment Zoe gave me the go-ahead to bring your stinky, scared butt home! We haven’t looked back!